Jun 26, 2008

5 Bad ass mofo's you just can't help but love.

Here are some bad ass motherfuckahs you just cannot help but admire. My inspirations of course and people who have got that mean streak edge. This post is not just about them, it gives you highlights I admire and there is an underlying message to these guys or things you can learn from them.

5 .Arnold Schwarzenegger The biggest mofo in the list.
Arnold Schwarzengger posing
Mr.Europe. Mr. Olympia. Mr. Universe. Movie Star. Governer of California. The Terminator. Use any means to win. In the end it's about you projecting yourself larger than you are to get people's attention. And always know that working hard is the only way to win. No Britney spears mimicking and shaking stuff to get attention. You got to be at it. And keep being at it.

4. Barack Obama

Barack ObamaHe could be president some day and this post might not get me an entry into the states. But nevertheless there is a thing or two about Obama that must be known. He comes from nowhere. He hasn't done anything in the past. What brings him forward? Pure Charisma. He is the black version of Bill Clinton. Chutzpah infinite. And a fuckin sexy orator. What do we learn from him? Despite the odds, there is Audacity in Hope. Whatever you might be, make sure you dream it big and give it your all and be modern.

3. Fake Steve Jobs

I think you must have been made fun of a lot if you are named Lyons. That is really an id term for Lions. AKA prick place. But no matter, this guy Daniel Lyons, a Forbes writer, is another bad ass on the internet. Makes fun of the real Steve in many ways and has a fucking sexy way of writing. Notice how I am getting really abusive here? Ya that's how he is except now I guess the Real Steve must have sent him a stfu-about-me notice and his lions are now writing as Jerry Yang. The older posts are your best friend. What do we have to learn about him? Even farting is an art if you are funny. Humour is important, but more important is how well you are networked with the people in Apple and how you can remain anonymous and be up to date.

To get a gist of what I mean head on to this link on Wired where he rips apart some loser editor.

2. Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs
The original guy. Namaste. Bringer of the i-pod. A guy who showed the world that being a genius is not enough (woznaik) but being the guy who masks the genius and market it as his own. Steve Jobs is voted as the most powerful man in Business. Sitting on the companies of Pixar, Disney and Apple. Passion. And being at something. Not listening to shit, and keeping focus and your head down to business. Not in the case of AT and T but you can't really go much wrong betting on this guy. What do we learn? Be a visionary. Be ruthlessly secretive about your progress. Be Vegetarian.

1. Batman

He screams cool. I'm talking about the comic character who bashes Superman, beats villians with his brain and strategies against enemies. Everyone fears him because he never gives up. That's your lesson from the baddest and the best. Never give up. You always always have a way around a problem, takes time, patience and most of all persistence.



trashhead said...

nice.. :-)

One guy who could have made it to the list..until his ear-biting escapades.. Iron Mike!

What a fall from grace for a man who was once the "Baddest man on the planet"

Kaushik said...

amen to that brother !